You know what they say: the rain in Noumea falls mainly on the playa (as in “player” and not the Spanish word for “beach”, although I suppose the rain in Noumea falls on both). And if you don’t know they say that, it’s probably because I just made it up.
Semifinals moved to tomorrow. Our preview still applies as stands. Our Noumea Bureau Chief Jonathan Artman is off the hook for the day. I do hope he limits his carousing.